The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.
Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.
When a female employee of McDonald’s has been flippin’ burgers and salting french fries in the un air conditioned, humid, grease covered restaurant kitchen for hours her body produces grease textured sweat and she becomes disgustinglyattractive and somewhat appetizing looking. So good you want to dip your nuggets in her.
A nouvelle variation on the word ‘standard’ which provides greater verbal flexibility as its triple consonant composition allows the insertion of a word or expletive of the user’s choice. Particularly applicable to the use of the word 'standard' whilst within the confines of a McDonald's. McStandard can also provide colloquial comfort to users of the ordinary word ‘standard’ in the far uncivilised north, that is the land of the Scots.