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May 23rd 

National Blowjob day. Don’t be afraid to give head may 23rd I think we all need it.
Did you here this coming May 23rd is National Bj day?
May 23rd by PapiTelepathy May 22, 2020

May 23rd 

-the day a champion was born.
doves cooed, and flowers rose.
the earth stood still for a mere 15 minutes.
-on this day in '89
a creature was born, who was so buff and mysterious thousands wanted to meet it.
an innocent being that was much more liked than any other previous siblings.
one who could roof a house by age 3.
the day of miracles, May 23rd.
That child must of been born on May 23rd, their so intelligent and charismatic.
May 23rd by RoNnIeMoLd May 21, 2009

May 23rd 

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night
May 23rd by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022

May 23rd 

Person 1:Hey man, did you know it's may 23rd?

Person 2:Wait really, let's go smoke some weed!
May 23rd by Napriz Random May 23, 2022

May 23rd 

for all the couples, the boys have to buy their gf a juul .
boy: oh shit ! It’s May 23rd!
May 23rd by Kimberly is ugly May 22, 2019

May 23rd 

-National Ride a Doggo Day-

Get on ya damn doggo and ride that sucker.
It’s May 23rd bro!
OH SHIT CHEWIE BOUGHT TO BE MOUNTED!
May 23rd by SuicidalAngel October 26, 2019