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A mandu is actually a person who wishes to posses the quality of a man. A mandu talks in a deep sexy man voice. A mandu approximately says LIKE in a sentence at least ten times. A mandu has 27 cats and eats a jam donut everyday. a mandu is the reason why there is no more tuna in the sea. A mandu always longs to be a man forever! mandu's are normally associated with MIKAT and MILFS.
person 1: "Listen to this voicemail!"
person 2: "it is such a mandu!"
person 1: "no wonder there is no tuna in the sea!"
by dwaayaashi October 23, 2011
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A mandu is a man who has to steal things (drugs) to feed his family.
"That black mandu was tryin to steal my crack rock, but my brother Leroy took him down with his putting wedge."
by Nigga Jon January 17, 2005
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The same meaning as someone who can only be described as a total and utter moron. It should be noted that this term is not intended as a mean spirited attack.
That guy is a total mandus! How many times must he be told not to put paper towels in the toilet!
by Congressman Dilbeck June 02, 2016
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An unconventional word that refers to one's girlfriend . Originated in India. Coined in reference to a women's boobs as the word literal translates to 'round and upraised'.
A: Hey mate, meet XYX ,my Mandu.

B: That's great. Hi,XYZ.
by GobindaMadhaba69 June 09, 2018
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