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Thomas Müller

That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi
Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1
by Droit May 25, 2023
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Müller and Ablum

Two best friends that spend all day and night togheter. Someone that are inseparable.
look at those two they have such a Müller and Ablum friendship
by Pareli November 8, 2022
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müller avalanche

When someone opens up a müller corner and as they are pouring the corner in jizz in the yogurt, shove it in their face, drag them up the stairs, and then push them down the stairs yelling "müller avalanche".
A Müller avalanche is the worst yogurt around!
by BangTidy June 23, 2014
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müller korma

When you have a readymeal curry and you flip the curry tray into the rice tray as you would with a müller corner
Mate wtf
Never had a müller korma?
by thirsttrap February 7, 2023
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Müller Rice Junkie

"The children loved to slurp up Epstein's love juices with absolute glee and disgust in the same proportion"
The Müller Rice Junkie just arrived on the island! Can't wait for tonight! #blessed
by BigHairyNiggaBalls911 January 27, 2024
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Dirty Müller

You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again
"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
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Dirty Müller

When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.
"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
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