Lucas Osorio 

Lucas is the coolest mf, the nicest mf, and the mf who cares for you. Lucas Osorio is always gonna be there for you and have your back. Sometimes he may act irrational or out of pocket, but he always means well, if Lucas makes a mistake he will gladly take responsibility and accept what he did wrong. Lucas really wants you to feel loved, Lucas cares a lot for people and usually puts you first. Lucas understands you and your problems and will try to help you with any rough patch in your life. He is down to earth and knows when it’s time to goof around and have fun, and when it’s a very serious matter. Lucas will do his best not to neglect you and will make sure you have a great time in whatever you are doing. You can trust Lucas and you can depend on him in very tedious or annoying tasks. Lucas never tries to hold beef or grudges toward anyone, he believes in second chances. Lucas, the Hispanic Indian boy with a pure heart truly loves you.
But who really is Lucas? Well, I would know him best.

I am Lucas Osorio

Boy: hey is that Lucas Osorio?
Girl: yeah it is, hey Lucas!!
Boy: Man Lucas is such a great guy.
Lucas: what’s good bro

Lucas Osorio by Nothuman0_0 December 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012