love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.

'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)

by daniduck January 28, 2015

love hammer

The runner up in Rockstart INXS, Marty Casey. In reference to his penis.

Marty Casey and his love hammer performed at my gay club.

by ajcampa September 14, 2006

love hammer

A Tamino-esque thing. It's when you claim something is Gundam, but it's really just a giant robot anime.

Boy 1: "Ooh! Is this G Gundam?"
Boy 2: "Nah. It's Psalms Of Planets: Eureka 7"
Boy 1: "Whoops. Love hammer got me."

by mechamonster February 4, 2008

boris the soviet love hammer

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.

The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014