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A cute and cuddly nickname for a narcissist, pathological liar and sexual predator.
Lord Dampnut has an ass so large that you could see it from the front.
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by Misha A. March 23, 2018
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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An anagram or "alternative name" for the worst president in the history of the USA. Coined by Colin Mochrie (of Whose Line is it Anyway fame) on 20 January 2017.
Did you read the latest tweet from Lord Dampnut?
by freepicklepleaseenquirewithin February 01, 2017
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A anargram or an "alternative name" , for the 45th and the greatest president of USA since Reagan, our lord, the savior of this country, Donald. J Trump!
Lord Dampnut just wrote a new tweet on twitter, did you already see it?
by AlphaRaven February 07, 2017
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