logsplitter

When a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.
"I asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, 'Only if I can do a logsplitter'".
by Nefarion October 06, 2006
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Longview Logsplitter

during doggy style sex, pull her leg up and bring her ankle up to your buttcrack, then shit. her achilles heel will split that shit.
she said get dirty, so I gave her a Longview Logsplitter
by Tonguemyshitter November 22, 2009
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