Chick 1: Was that you making time with my boyfriend last night at the club?
Chick 2: You better log-off sister, he's my boyfriend now.
Chick 2: You better log-off sister, he's my boyfriend now.
by Bifloman July 19, 2008
Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"
by Irrad March 9, 2012
by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005
by The Goblinn March 18, 2009
A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
to log-off, or logging-off; Exiting a situation due to boredom or gheyness. Can also be used to tell someone who is acting ghey or stupid to leave or die.
"Dude, stop being ghey, please log off of life."
"Eff you man, this party is so lame, I'm logging-off of this sausage fest."
"Eff you man, this party is so lame, I'm logging-off of this sausage fest."
by eRoc_of_Triple_A December 19, 2008
If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."
by officespacemilton July 31, 2009