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Llanelli 

Llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you'll find some great people who are truely mental.
We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea.
llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else......fact
omg did you just see that boy kick fuck out of the 10 roid head swansea jack cunts then shag all their birds???

yea..... thats a llanelli boy for you
Llanelli by turktown solja July 27, 2010

llanelli scarlets 

the best rugby team ever better than the ospreys
llanelli scarlets are the best
llanelli scarlets by rhi----- October 25, 2007
A combination name of Adelaida Tanaman and Rolando Carillo, the "Lan" is comes from the name of Rolando who is his father and "Dell" comes from the name of his mother. Landell is also called "Handsome".
Oh you're so handsome like Landell.
landell by Cardo Gamay June 12, 2021

llanelli greeting 

when someone from llanelli pretends to greet you and punches you in the eye
that turk slime fucker gave me a panda eye when all along i thought he was someone important and i may have rimmed his sister, that was no Llanelli Greeting !
A sexy mf that everyone loves
Llanden in so sexy
llanden by Your mummy’s minge April 19, 2021
UGLY & FAT, but yet very sexy and handsome
a verry sloppy kisser but still attractive and can be a tad bit too hairy
Brianna:ayoo look at llanely!!!
Natalie:i know dude i want some of that ass (;
Llanely by Briannaaa(: November 22, 2010