When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.
by King Taint March 29, 2020
by Kyle Augustus Dumond February 21, 2007
by llama72 November 17, 2006
Llama is a sly way of saying Pussy. So when Nicki Minaj says "llama degree" in "I Wanna Be With You" she is saying she wants a man so good with pussy he has a degree in it.
Alexis: John is a no good motherfucker.
Joanne: Why don't you leave him, girl!
Alexis: Hell no! That nigga has a llama degree!
Joanne: Why don't you leave him, girl!
Alexis: Hell no! That nigga has a llama degree!
by MyFaveIsGlobal July 31, 2013
"Oh no, here comes the drama llama! I haven't finished cleaning up from the last time she spit drama on me!"
by CasKat March 29, 2006
An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.
Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"
Tom: "That's fucked!"
Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"
Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"
Tom: "That's fucked!"
Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"
Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"
by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008
the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck
I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck
half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck
is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck
Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck
I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail
Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck
half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck
is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
by wrskft August 21, 2007