Little chef

A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.

Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009

Little chef

Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.

The food was so delicious that it was clearly made by a little chef.

by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018

Little chef

The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.

‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’

by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018

that little chef guy

little creepy guy that knows where the sheep are

Homestar: I say fair chef, have you seen the sheep?
Chef: Uh-huh.

by Stu Pidman September 2, 2003

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013