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Little chef 

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A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.
Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.
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Little chef 

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Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.
The food was so delicious that it was clearly made by a little chef.
Little chef by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018
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Little chef • little chefing • that little chef guy • I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato). • little cheddar smokies • Little Cheebs • Little Cheese Girl • little cherry • Little Cherubbed • little chester

Little chef 

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The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.
‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’
Little chef by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018
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that little chef guy

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little creepy guy that knows where the sheep are
Homestar: I say fair chef, have you seen the sheep?
Chef: Uh-huh.
that little chef guy by Stu Pidman September 2, 2003
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I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato). 

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).
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little chefing 

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Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it
Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines
little chefing by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013
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