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Lit Candle 

When your dick isn't just casually erected, and is instead going out-of-its-league full-throttle fuck-beam boner mode, and lasts for a longer period (not menstruation..) of time. You may think its the type of long-lasting boner you get when sitting in the car, but no. This is a very rare boner. Spend your time wisely when having this precious opportuni..oh fuck. I mean..um, gift, or..idk., you get the jizz. Oh fuck, i mean jizt, o' gist, or..whatever. You get the point. ....ah fuck, that's what she said.... Point.
Scenario #1.
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "

Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..
Lit Candle by SuperiorSteve64 October 29, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch

One Lit Candle 

A girl either giving a blowjob/handjob teases her man back and forth with a lit match or lighter on there dick.
Look here kid to make up for it iama let missy here take care of you give him a one lit candle.
One Lit Candle by sourai November 7, 2011

Keeping the candle lit 

Figure of speech, meaning, 'Don't lose hope.' Or 'Keep hope alive.' -Not losing hope
How are things with you these days?
'Keeping the candle lit, thanks.'

Fishermens' wives would keep a candle burning in the window, to guide their husbands back from deep-sea fishing trips.

Candle lit 

The deflowerization of a pubescent teenage mans.

Word created by Amanda LC & Ari

12/05/18
Inspired by a wise boi named Alexander Hamilton “my candle’s been lit all night”
Yo ma bro mans, I’m bouta get my candle lit tonight lmaoooooo
Candle lit by Memebois December 5, 2018

Delaware Candle-lit dinner 

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.
Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal

candles lit

In the escort world it means to be ready for a customer
Sorry, I don't have my candles lit till 10
candles lit by hoho12354 April 11, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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