neocortex 

1. The teleological purpose of the entire cosmic dialectic. Often used with neither definite, nor indefinite, article.

2. The grey surface layer of the brain folded in on itself to create the recognizable curved-ridge-contours.

3. Totally awesome IRC username...especially for totally awesome programmers and philosophers...and anarchists too.

1a. Whoa dude ... that awesome programmer has a cognitive capacity approaching neocortex!

1b. It would appear to be the case that even neocortex would tremble at this conundrum.

2. Have you seen Henry Markram's work on simulating the neocortex ... it's total singularity material dude!

3a. neocortex was here.

3b. What would neocortex do in this situation.

3c. It's believed that neocortex once said "reality is merely conditioned by perception" ... a profound revelation this is.

neocortex by anakin.reece November 5, 2010

Neocortex Smile 

When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.

When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.

"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.

Neocortex Smile by AYYFRON January 26, 2011

Necrotextia 

1. The act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem

2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone

1. Necrotextia (Direct)
JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!
TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww...

2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)
TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!
JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww!
MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!

Necrotextia by Kenny said "Whaaat?" December 9, 2008

Dr Neo Cortex 

A power-mad dwarf who is the enemy of the popular video game character Crash Bandicoot. He is bald with a black beard and an 'N' on his forehead (it's never made clear whether the 'N' is a tattoo or some kind of metal plate). When he was a child, Cortex attended the Academy of Evil where he was mercilessly bullied by the other children and by the tyrannical headmistress Madame Amberley. From an early age he developed a love of torturing and experimenting on animals. In later life he became a scientist, but was ridiculed and shunned by the scientific world for his outlandish ideas. So he enlisted the help of N.Brio, another outcast scientist, in his plan to take over the world and avenge himself against all those people who had mocked him all his life. N.Brio had built the Evolvo-Ray, a machine which could cause rapid evolution in animals. Cortex took control of it, set about turning animals into an army of soldiers. Crash Bandicoot was one of the animals he used the Evolvo-Ray on, but there was a malfunction and Crash escaped, soon became his enemy. After many defeats at the hands of Crash, his sister Coco and a mask containing the spirit of a witch-doctor, Cortex is still obsessed with ruling the world. But first he intends to destroy Crash Bandicoot....

Dr Neo Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too! We will see which one is more powerful soon enough!

Dr Neo Cortex by StormSworder August 13, 2006

Neocodex 

The NP cheating community that rules the world. Led by Hydro and pyke.

Mang Neocodex is ILLLLLL. and wayslow

Neocodex by DizzleMagic January 20, 2009

nocontextigcomments 

hot and sexy no context Instagram account

John: do you follow nocontextigcomments?
Jane: yes! Do you want to make out?

nocontextigcomments by eldritchhorrorgender July 15, 2021

necrotextophile 

A person who responds to or revives old or otherwise dead chat rooms.

This asshole responded to a message I sent two years ago, what a necrotextophile.

necrotextophile by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 24, 2022