Life Loser 

A person who fails miserable at every major aspect of life, such as marrige, rasing a family, career, finances, ect. This person is usually full of advice which you should never take, and will try and belittle everything you do.

Dan: "I stopped over at Tony's house last night, what a suprise.
Al: "why?"
Dan: "awww, his house looked like a club house, his kids were running around screaming, his wife was a fatass wreck laying on the couch doing nothing, plus he told me he lost his job again and has no money. Then he tries to tell me how I need to paint my house and get a new car"
Al: " he's a real life loser huh?"

Life Loser by Joey BeefBuicker August 5, 2010

low life loser 

a person who has no future, has two felony charges, has no means of trasnportation, distributes illegal drugs, someone that is with a chick with a kid by a different guy

gregory banks is a low life loser

low life loser by BCT<3 September 25, 2010

no life loser

If u read this u are a loser

Hey no life loser imma beat the shit outta you

no life loser by Massive banana January 16, 2019

A Loser at Life

This is a person who meets the following criteria-
1. 20s or older who lives and depends on parents for mostly everything (food, bills, car, insurance, housing...)
2. Doesn’t have a job or doesn’t make any money and receives money from parents and significant other (volunteers to play in a band for free)
3. MALE- That makes female to pay for dates...
4. On drugs for unexplained “mental conditions”

5. Breaks up with significant other all the time for unexplained reasons.
6. Cheats on significant other.

7. Plays video games all the time.

8. In college for a stupid degree (Jazz)
9. MALE- Dates a girl but has never met the girls parents
10. Gets tattoos of video games.

11. MALE- has long hair like a female
12. Does drugs
13. Has no aspirations to do anything great.

Man, my sister is dating A Loser at Life but so self conscious she can’t see it!

A Loser at Life by YouCantDoThat June 22, 2019

Loser no life 

Someone who opens your text as soon as you send it

“Isaac is such a loser no life.”

Loser no life by Losernolife September 25, 2019

loser in life 

When you suck at every thing you do in life

Sayed.A. Is a loser in life. He can not read nor write, he sucks at math and PE and every other subject that has ever been created. He has no friends and his mother told her doctor that he could keep him when he was born. It sad to say but it's clear that Sayed.A. Will never get laid (by a man or a woman) and will most likely live the rest of his Lonely life living in a cardboard box outside of Walmart.

loser in life by Hatsu.M.Zabudatchi March 18, 2014

Losers Need A Life Too 

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.

all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"

Losers Need A Life Too by lumbee indian July 22, 2008