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Libby M by Alfoa June 20, 2019
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Libby Moment 

event: a Libby Moment is difficult to classify due to the erratic nature of its effects on the initiator, observer and the subsequent audience that hears about it later.

It typically begins with the initiator; the initiator will perform an act, ask a question, or make a statement causing the observer to think; did this really happen, was this really asked or was that really said, this thought is always followed with a facial expression, (raised eyebrows and small or large grin) that then causes the initiator to realize that a Libby Moment has occurred even if the initiator is not sure of the exact cause of said Libby Moment. The audience comes into play later when the observer tells their account of the Libby Moment, and everyone has a good laugh about it.
1) While driving past a hotel the initiator ask the observer, "honey what’s weefee and why is it free.”
Observer: (raises eyebrows and smiles:) that would be wifi

Initiator: oh no you’re going to tell everyone I ask this aren’t you.
Observer: you just had a Libby moment it's all right.

2)Observer asks Initiator, “hey man is that a hicky on your neck”
Initiator: no I was running late this morning so I thought I’d save time by ironing my shirt while I was wearing it and I burned myself
Observer: So you actually thought about this before you did it. (raised eyebrows big smile), and by the way your shirt still looks like crap.
Initiator: Darn it, I had a Libby Moment didn’t I.
Observer: you had two, first with the iron, then you told me about it.
Libby Moment by TwoCent March 16, 2011

Libby F**king Morris 

the baddest of bitches, but in a gender neutral way
“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris

Miss Libby 

A very, very amazing dog who was born in Waco, Texas, and who died in Loveland, Colorado. Fuzzy. Barked when people came to the door. Liked going to the cafe. Not sure why. Adored by neighbors and passers-by alike. Sometimes threw up, resulting in our discovery that beneath the scraggly beige carpet there were oak floors from the 1950s. What else? I am Indian, and thus genetically and culturally inured to the charms of domestic animals. Yet, I fell in love with this pooch.
Conversation with a neighbor:
Me: I don't know why, but I've been missing that Libster more than ever.
Annie: Wow, Cordell was just saying that he's been missing Miss Libby too.
Me: Miss Libby....
Annie: Best dog ever.
Me: Yeah.

I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby 

The W, is a prestigious hotel on the Chicago lake front. He’s can’t go to the lobby without being recognized by fans.
I’m at the w but I can’t meet you in the lobby, far too many people.

Lobby McJobby 

1. A blowjob performed in an empty lobby
2. The dynamite that blows you up in Smash Karts
Bill: Man, I just got a lobby mcjobby!
Tommy: Yeah, it sucks!

libbymaephobia 

a genuine fear or feeling of discomfort towards 4'11 butch lesbians that have a hairdo which looks like a birdnest
"hey mamas"
person with libbymaephobia: AAAAAAAA
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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