Leoinel

A TOTAL tenner of a dude. Not to be confused with a Lionel. Looks so dreamy your boyfriend will cower in fear and shame. Girls are unable to resist his buttery smooth hands and dainty wrists. With a chest hairier than a bear and as much farmland as the eye can see he is the total package - Christmas morning, not a snack but a whole ass Golden Corral buffet. With a overflowing wit and agility, he only needs 5 minutes to tie his shoes and often doesn’t need them at all #Manflops.

Strength: Personality and Looks
Strengths: his tongue

Weakness: Digestive system lacks initiative
Weaknesses: is one inch shorter than his dad.

Interests: Bama Football, Girls named Sarah and cute black dogs.

Horoscope match: Aries

Omg, look at the man- he must be a leoinel! I can’t stand to look at his luscious lips and proud chest a second longer. I must hide my girlfriend from him!!!

by ShesARunnerShesATrackStar June 2, 2021

Leonelyn

Leonelyn is a name that indicates a gift of gab - the ability to persuade others effortlessly. In a large group of comparative strangers, you are quiet and rather shy, unable to express yourself, not really wanting to become involved in conversation. On the other hand, among friends with whom you feel at ease, you are expressive, witty, and quite charming.

You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed and self-pitying over any real or imagined slight. If you are not careful, people take advantage of your generous nature. You find the beauties of nature, fine music, art, and literature--all the deeper things of life--inspiring.

The reserved, sensitive side of your nature brings aloneness and friction into your life, although you crave affection and understanding.

She's strict. How can you leonelyn her?

by jeygileeis June 9, 2021

Leonel

This guy has big dick energy usually has the biggest dick of the friend group Also a big nigga and has a six pack

Leonel is a big nigga

by Chimp4881 January 15, 2021

Leonel

Leonel is a very special person he's also very amazing the word amazing was made for Leonel and there is no people like leonel's their funny kind sooooo cuteeeeeee and perfect best friends/boyfriends you are totally lucky to end up with one as ur boyfriend they are one of the bestest people you could ever have and the pengest I feel sorry for people who don't know this amazing guy Leonel

Girl1: 'this guy is soooooooo hot his name must be Leonel''
Girl2:'yeah it is he's superrrr cutre too!'

by Leonellover11 July 31, 2017

leonella

a girl so beautiful, you cant stop staring at her,because it captivates you, and makes you feel happy. Words cannot describe leonella accurately, but your eyes can. Once eyes are laid upon her, they will stick that way..the same way your mother would tell you they would if you kept making weird faces. Leonella also has amazing skin and her smile can light up the sky. She loves to laugh and sleep in any temperature over 115 degrees. She is not fat at all. As a matter of fact she is perfect. She just has not realized it yet. oh leo...

Also can be used in the sense of "pulling a leonella"

Todd: Man, did you see katy the other day?
James: Yea, she was totally pulling a leonella

by shalilalalala December 14, 2008

Leonel

Boss ass nigga

That’s that boss ass nigga leonel

by Leonel September 3, 2019

Leonellus theorem

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.

According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.

by .interieur.gouv.net September 7, 2023