A list of things that Jay Leno is responsible for, other than fucking over Conan O'Brien only 7 months into "The Tonight Show."
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Not only can you find these facts on Twitter (#lenofacts), but you can also find them assembled at: lenofacts (DOT) frakr (DOT) com
Did you know that every time Leno tells a joke, God kills a kitten? Yeah, it's one of the many Leno Facts. Tell your friends.
by lenofactologist January 22, 2010
When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)
"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."
by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008
A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.
Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.
Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.
Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"
Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"
Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"
Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"
Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"
Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"
Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"
by magzillas January 24, 2010
The act of making sweet lovin to yo girl in doggy style, then allowing your friend to take your place. A little while later you proceed to push your friend out the way and give her the sauce. You then tell her a string of horrible jokes about how hot it is in NYC.
Keshan-"Yo shlomo take my place.''
Shlomo-"Sure thing buddy!''
(5 minutes later)
Keshan-"Outta the way Shlomo I'm tossin the sauce!''
Shlomo-"Oi"
Shavanti-"Wass you doin Keshan???!!?!"
Keshan-"Today, it was so warm in NYC,...(Sauce is tossed)...Joan Rivers' face melted!"
And thats the Leno Sauce Toss
Shlomo-"Sure thing buddy!''
(5 minutes later)
Keshan-"Outta the way Shlomo I'm tossin the sauce!''
Shlomo-"Oi"
Shavanti-"Wass you doin Keshan???!!?!"
Keshan-"Today, it was so warm in NYC,...(Sauce is tossed)...Joan Rivers' face melted!"
And thats the Leno Sauce Toss
by Aimsusha Budmunsha August 16, 2011
- verb (infinitive)
1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).
2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"
1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).
2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"
"Definition 1" Example:
Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.
"Definition 2" Example:
Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.
Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.
"Definition 2" Example:
Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.
by Spoofsmanship April 20, 2010
by I-Robot September 18, 2006
guy 1: don't eat the crab dip at the STD awareness fair! aren't i hilarious?
guy 2: you should write for leno.
guy 2: you should write for leno.
by kailman / The 7hunder December 6, 2010