Lemsip 

A medical thing that helps your throat when you have a very sore throat and a very bad cough. It is known as the "number one" thingy for stuff like that. It is known to be good for coughs and throat sores.

"I need some Lemsip to help my throat."

Lemsip by random December 23, 2014

Musky Lemsip 

Female ejaculation with a slightly offensive odour.

Guy 1: So you went down on Candy last night huh?
Guy 2: Yeaaaah buddy! It was all good until I took a mouthful of musky lemsip - tasted like shit but it really helped my cold.

Musky Lemsip by Dr. Big Dick 69 December 30, 2014

Naughty Lemsip 

A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.

I was feeling a little rough last night so I gave my mrs a naughty lemsip

Naughty Lemsip by MaroubraAndy September 11, 2020

no lemsi? 

A phrase commonly used to bully one when they lack bitches.

"She left me on read again"

"No lemsi??"

no lemsi? by Anonymousfurry69420 May 16, 2022

lemisip 

when someone is giving you oral and you nut premature making their throat hurt resulting in them needing a lemsip

last night I gave Jenny a lemisip

lemisip by error code 3397 March 30, 2018

Lemspressofen 

The perfect thing to combat the cold. It is composed of a lemsip, with an espresso chaser washing down some ibuprofen.

Lempresso = Lemsip + Espresso + Ibuprofen

"I am on the Lemspressofen today".

Lemspressofen by sisterblue November 26, 2011

Lemspressofen 

Common cold / flu / man-flu / headache remedy favoured by nerds.

Typically consisting of: Lemsip MAX or similar soluble lemon drink, followed by an Espresso (AT LEAST a double espresso) and a couple of max strength Ibuprofen capsules.

Found in cold and wet countries like Scotland.

Just had my daily Lemspressofen, feeling a little perkier!

Lemspressofen by jardinec November 28, 2011