Lefkin 

To get a rimjob while urinating, the inverse of a blumpkin.

Friend 1: Dude, did you hear that Natalie gave Bret a Lefkin yesterday?

Friend 2: Yeah man, I brought the salsa.

Lefkin by Horace Greely April 1, 2009

Lenking 

To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.

We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.

Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

Lemkinism 

The word is originally derived from a Crooked cop named Jonathan lemkin, Best known for stealing an instagram page named "TheUnnaturals" and claiming it his own by saying "I'm the real face of the unnaturals" which is not true. Lemkinism refers to lying, robbery, zionism and cockroach alike characteristics (mentally and physically "like having extremely skinny calves")
Jonathan lemkin also known as Johnny Limpdick is known for taking Tren for 20 years and still looking like absolute dogshit. Not only that, but he also sold bunk lemkinese gear to young kids that just started going to the gym. He also was a policeman but got fired when he got caught up with 2 kilos of coke and a dildo stuck in his fartbox. He also called the piss lord Janoy Cresva a retard and also called a youtuber named Cassady Campbell out for having a shit physique despite weight training for a long time.

*a random dude with a jewfro, counting his shekles carefully, scratches and sniffs his bum and wears a khaki bermuda pants*

You notice his actions and whisper to your friend
- "omg look at this lemkinism"

Lemkinism by pisstrooper101 May 19, 2018

Chase Lufkin moment

When you try to sound sophisticated and intelligent but you just make yourself sound like a fucking dumbass

No r wow you've changed javi; NOW THATS A CHASE LUFKIN MOMENT

Chase Lufkin moment by ChaseLufkinMoments September 30, 2021

Leakin 

Bleeding profusely, esp. after taking a beatdown on public transportation. Note, it may also necessitate bringing the amberlamps.

Person 1 (after video taping person 2's beatdown): We can press charges bro, I got it on video tape! Ohhhh you leakin! He leakin. You OK?

Person 2 (after receiving third party beatdown): Nah. Bring da amberlamps.

Leakin by The Amalamps February 19, 2010

anus leaking 

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

anus leaking by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Wal-Mart is leaking 

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.

"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."

Wal-Mart is leaking by CambAngst July 2, 2007