Leeds Fan

A member of a band of brothers who follow a century year old religious cult that originated in West Yorkshire in October 1919. The place of worship is the sacred ground of Elland Road current under the stewardship of Leader Marcelo Bielsa who has followed many other legends such as the Don and Sergeant Wilco. Leeds fans hate the Scum (Man U), the Pikeys (Millwall), the Dog Botherers (Huddersfield) and most other football clubs in the land however do have a slight fondness towards Man City and Liverpool given their shared hatred of the Scum. Your average Leeds fan is highly intelligent, a capable drinker and generally all round decent bloke but would die for the team and would never be seen wearing anything red. Feared throughout the land and share a special hatred for the Turkish team of Galatasaray and their murderous fans.

Leeds Fans here, Leeds fans there, Leeds fans every fking where ......

Leeds Fan by Champions of Europe September 15, 2018

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Leeds Fan

A person of the highest order.
Can be found in the world's greatest football stadium of Elland Road.
They can also be found in various contries around the world.

Anyone with more than one brain cell.

Leeds Fan by sum_scummer February 18, 2005

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Leeds Fan

A Person who is totally sad, pathetic, insane and a loser!!!

"You are such a Leeds Fan"
"You F***ing Leeds Fan"

Leeds Fan by G December 1, 2004

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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