Leeds Fan

A member of a band of brothers who follow a century year old religious cult that originated in West Yorkshire in October 1919. The place of worship is the sacred ground of Elland Road current under the stewardship of Leader Marcelo Bielsa who has followed many other legends such as the Don and Sergeant Wilco. Leeds fans hate the Scum (Man U), the Pikeys (Millwall), the Dog Botherers (Huddersfield) and most other football clubs in the land however do have a slight fondness towards Man City and Liverpool given their shared hatred of the Scum. Your average Leeds fan is highly intelligent, a capable drinker and generally all round decent bloke but would die for the team and would never be seen wearing anything red. Feared throughout the land and share a special hatred for the Turkish team of Galatasaray and their murderous fans.

Leeds Fans here, Leeds fans there, Leeds fans every fking where ......

Leeds Fan by Champions of Europe September 15, 2018

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Leeds Fan

A person of the highest order.
Can be found in the world's greatest football stadium of Elland Road.
They can also be found in various contries around the world.

Anyone with more than one brain cell.

Leeds Fan by sum_scummer February 18, 2005

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Leeds Fan

A Person who is totally sad, pathetic, insane and a loser!!!

"You are such a Leeds Fan"
"You F***ing Leeds Fan"

Leeds Fan by G December 1, 2004

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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