Person one: DAYUM did you see that huge mangled dick on encyclopediadramatic.com/offended?

person two: naw it's not mangled, its just a Lebes

person one: i was at this party with hella booze and slutty sorority chicks, but i STILL couldn't score
person two: man, you're such a Lebes

person one: shit though, did you see the way Kanye West stole that microphone?
person two: what a Lebes