leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

leaping lizard by slickbillie August 16, 2009

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leaping lizards

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

leaping lizards by fishtoe July 4, 2011

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Leaking the Lizard

the act of taking a piss or urinating in the restroom or designated area.

Hey Jon, I am leaking the lizard.

Leaking the Lizard by Mysterystudent November 5, 2010

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