Laurence Joke

A Bad Or Cheesy Joke. A Laurence Joke Is Never Funny And Are Random And Awkward.

Friend 1: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke

by UrbanEel November 12, 2016

Laurence theory

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.

How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory

by Ajdhxksoscjxlxacncs December 7, 2021

Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head

I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence

by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour12 November 23, 2020

Dirty Laurence

when you see a handsome man from another corner of the room and so you slowly make your way to that corner of the room and suck them off

That boy over there is doing a dirty laurence, cheeky fuck

by chellis1435 July 15, 2020

Laurence Solence

This person is greatest man to exist

Did you see laurence solence walk past?

Yeah, he's so cool!

by JohnnyJonathan December 15, 2021

Laurence massey

The most incredible person in the world he has a huge penis and all the lady's love him

Laurence massey has a big willy

by Small willy man June 28, 2022

Laurence massey

Laurence massey has a huge penis he is amazing and all the lady's love him

Laurence massey is cool unlike a Jason Boland

by Small willy man June 28, 2022