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Laughing Jack 

A CreepyPasta of average fame, Laughing Jack is what is known as a clown. He is, of course, murderous. His preferred method of killing is slicing open the stomach of said victim, removing the inards and stuffing the body with candy. Before he kills his victim (usually a young child), he becomes "imaginary friends" with them. Said child is then comfortable with Laughing Jack coming into their room, and will suspect nothing when he murders them. In the original CreepyPasta introducing Laughing Jack, it is said that after the parent discoveres the boy is murdered, they accidentally stab the boy in the heart, in an attempt to stab Laughing Jack. When the authorities arrive, it looks like the parent had murdered the boy herself. The parent was charged with insanity and was sent to a mental institution. There is never an explanation for what happened to Laughing Jack, so we can only imagine that he is still at large.
Boy: Papa, is Laughing Jack real?
Father: Laughing Jack is a child's story for cowards.

Laughing Jack 

A tall, hot, monochrome clown who murders children and stuff them with candy
10/10 would smash.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Laughing Jack?? I heard he's super scary

Person 2: He's actually super hot. I'd let him rail me even if he killed me after

Person 1: O-0
Laughing Jack by Prince_.Jaspy November 2, 2021

laughing jack 

A pedophile that kidnaps children, rapes them, kills them, and stuff them up with candy
Dad: dude I found my kid stuffed with candy and dead

Person: dude she was killed by Laughing jack
laughing jack by Theweirdteen December 19, 2020

Laughing Jackass 

She's a laughing jackass cause she laugh way too much.
Laughing Jackass by Cath Roxy January 16, 2007

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026