Laughing Jack

A CreepyPasta of average fame, Laughing Jack is what is known as a clown. He is, of course, murderous. His preferred method of killing is slicing open the stomach of said victim, removing the inards and stuffing the body with candy. Before he kills his victim (usually a young child), he becomes "imaginary friends" with them. Said child is then comfortable with Laughing Jack coming into their room, and will suspect nothing when he murders them. In the original CreepyPasta introducing Laughing Jack, it is said that after the parent discoveres the boy is murdered, they accidentally stab the boy in the heart, in an attempt to stab Laughing Jack. When the authorities arrive, it looks like the parent had murdered the boy herself. The parent was charged with insanity and was sent to a mental institution. There is never an explanation for what happened to Laughing Jack, so we can only imagine that he is still at large.

Boy: Papa, is Laughing Jack real?
Father: Laughing Jack is a child's story for cowards.

by Hẽ̝͉̩ͧͯcŏ̬̩͛̋̉ m̦̻ͧͥ̽͗e̲͖s January 06, 2014

Laughing Jack

A tall, hot, monochrome clown who murders children and stuff them with candy
10/10 would smash.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Laughing Jack?? I heard he's super scary

Person 2: He's actually super hot. I'd let him rail me even if he killed me after

Person 1: O-0

by Prince_.Jaspy November 03, 2021

laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee March 31, 2011

laughing jack

A pedophile that kidnaps children, rapes them, kills them, and stuff them up with candy

Dad: dude I found my kid stuffed with candy and dead

Person: dude she was killed by Laughing jack

by Theweirdteen December 20, 2020