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The Last Mile
(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their shit in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)
*walking down the street*
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away
The Last Mile by derpdederp101 June 10, 2011
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