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Someone who appears to be non-threatening but proclaims they will destroy you. Ignoring this threat is the worst thing you can do because a Larold always wins.
Person A: "Hey man want to play some games."
Person B: "Yes... I will win all of the things. ALL OF THE THINGS."
Person A: "Haha, yeah whatever man. Since it's your first time I'll go easy on you."
(5 hours later Person B does indeed win all of the things)
Person A: "Dude, your such a Larold."
Larold by sweatygoat January 10, 2012
Words you can keep
A nickname used to call a man or pet named Larry. Inspired by similar names such as Harold and Harry
“ Larold! Nice to see you B.A.N
Larold by NDemGuts February 23, 2021
Verb- to knock someone out and then suck their dick
Did you hear that Tim larolded Gary yesterday

After their intense bout, mark was contemplating if he should larold Sam.
Larold by Masx August 5, 2021
A closet homosexual who is elitist about various things.
That guy is such a Laraldo. He's so not into chicks, and such an elitist about cars.
Laraldo by AngryGiant February 22, 2010
Diva, takes a long time to get ready, Has to try everything on and ends up buying something new to wear, very pretty, helps whoever she can, overall amazingg, Very loveable.goddess stature for sure!!
See that lady with the shopping cart full of stuff? She is such a LaRonda.
LaRonda by ustwoonly February 9, 2009
Any black girl....really...any at all.
Look at LaRonda next to the soda machine.
LaRonda by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Dirty LaRonda

When a person is eating someone's booty & they have diarrhea
Man, I really enjoyed that Dirty LaRonda today. I'm still full!
Dirty LaRonda by Oohgirligotchu March 31, 2020
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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