Landon

The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.

Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...

by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021

Landon

Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.

Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.

by Meals104 May 19, 2020

Landon

And inbred bitch,uglyass hoe, dumbass motherfucker

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
IT'S NOT THAT BAD AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LANDON
YOU'RE RIGHT

by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020

Landon

A fucking pussy

Landon is a fucking pussy

by Penis man 123 October 28, 2019

Landon Sellers

Landon Sellers is a zyn addicted high schooler who will do anything to get stoned out of his mind.

Landon Sellers just stole that old man’s zyn out of his mouth.

by Insullen October 9, 2025

Landon

A guy who is alone and afraid of connection. He is sensitive and scared. He may go ghost

She texted him to form a bond but he decided to be a real Landon

by thatgirllovessushi July 16, 2025

Landon Harrison

Landon Harrison is a high school kid with a square head who vapes and smokes weed in the bathroom everyday. He is usually too faded to be aware of his surroundings.

Landon Harrison is so faded, he put the ramen in the microwave without unwrapping it.

by Insullen October 17, 2025