Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

Land Ho

A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.

Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."

Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."

Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"

Kristin: "What is it?"

Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"

by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010

Land ho!

A shit that is so large that it emerges from the toilet water like a mid-oceanic island.

Jim - Hey Jackson! The dump I just took is so long it's sticking outta water!
Jackson - *looks in toilet* "LAND HO!"

by Eroticturdburglar June 23, 2017

HO LAND

a bitch ass ho who like monkeys in her booty hole and eats refried beans for breakfast cause her pimp is broke

dat bitch is ho landin it

by poopiesssdooo November 19, 2007

land hoe

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014

Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops

Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!

by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023