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Lake Dallas 

Lake Dallas Youth:
A city consisting of 75% stoners/emo, 2% hawaiian, 10% ass holes/bitches, and 3% prudes, & 10% regular kids that just wanna get the hells outta this po dunk town! Had a herpes Epidemic in '06 at the middle school.Preps throw ragers and have sloppy sex with each other. often with the aid of roofies.Thus giving this town one of the highest teen pregnancy ratings in texas. GO FALCONS!
"Lets not stop in Lake Dallas to avoid getting an STD"
Lake Dallas by Fried Oreos May 25, 2008

Lake Dallas Middle School 

Cool high school with dog collar kids and kids who hiss. The concession stands are where kids ruin their lives.Oops.
She hissed at me she must go to lake Dallas middle school.

Lake Dallas Flesh Crown

fitting your foreskin over another's head in a sexual fashion statement.
Adult 1: "dude my friend john gave me a Lake Dallas Flesh Crown last night, I feel so swag tonight."

Adult 2: "the fuck is wrong with you man."