Long Term Jumper - When a guy changes his clothes when in a relationship to socially(not for work) rock filthy, boring, plain coloured crew and V-neck: lambs wool, cashmere or cotton jumpers/sweaters to appease the gf/wife. Often paired with Chino's, pastel coloured shirts, boat shoes, scarfs and other generic clothing that lets down man-kind.
'Fiiiiiler, what on earth is that dirtylittle LTJ doing on you?'
'Have you seen the LTJ on Bino, he is proper under thumb!'
'Look at the LTJ on you, the mrs taken you shopping to GAP has she Wish?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'