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"You are such a fucktard, wtf is your problem? LMSBS"
"No, you LMSBS, Bitch!"
LMSBS by lmsbs master August 26, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Created during a boring day, it has become standard abbreviation for "Lick My Sweaty Ball Sack", commonly used during msn conversations.
Alex : I fucked ur mum
Tom : Did u now?? u dirty spunkbubble!
Alex : lmsbs mutherfucker!
Tom : Cock it
LMSBS by Wisemayno September 1, 2009
Related Words
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Stands for lick my sweaty ball sack; a drink composed of vodka, energy drink and lime cordial. It tastes a bit like cough medicine and smells like nail varnish remover, yum.
Alex: "Would you like some lmsbs?"
Gemma: "why yes please, I would love some!"
LMSBS by eyebrowsyum January 2, 2010
acronym: Lick My Wrinkly Ball Sack Mother Fucker

Most commonly used in instant messages.
dude "Hey, nice one..."

Me "LMWBSMF"
LMWBSMF by oldmanDG September 23, 2011
Licking my sexy black lips

black men do this when they want to flirt with a girl over the internet. A lot of people do this, that's why a lot of people lips are chapped so they LMSBL and then their lips are moist and ready to smack. But not just men do this women do this to, they think they have big lips but a lot of them don't so leave this for people with big lips
bob: hey baby ;) LMSBL
bobette: eww.... use chap-stick
LMSBL by autored August 3, 2012

lmstsooydtycaomff 

let me suck the soul out of your dick till you cum all over my fucking face
damn bae lmstsooydtycaomff
lmstsooydtycaomff by Cle.Tee March 28, 2020
A-Look at the new kid.
B-OMG he looks like fucking fish.
A-LMBSO!!
Lmbso by iAmTastyAss January 17, 2011
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