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laughing my ass off pooping
or
laughing my ass of pissing

basically laughing so hard you soil yourself
(says something generically funny)

LMAOP!!!!

(smells the air) EWWWWW what smells like shart?!
lmaop by UM North Quad July 11, 2011
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An Internet comunity acronym for

Laughing my arse off permenantly.

Derived from lmao. It started as a spelling mistake (adding a P) and was added thenceforth.
Person 1: WTF u noob u h4x so baaadd!!!!
Server: Person 1 was kicked. Kick message: Four words, Shut. The. Fuck. Up. and hey another four. Get the fuck out!!
Person 2: LMAOP!!!!!!!1111
lmaop by Xhysa September 21, 2005
o wow, lmaop!
lmaop by JimmyK September 18, 2003
stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.
omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)
lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet
Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
lmao by exaeta January 13, 2018

ayy lmao 

A common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything.
alien 1: ayy lmao
alien 1: *rips bong*
alien 2: ayy lmao
ayy lmao by keaganslover February 8, 2014
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