lms = let me smash
by franz95 September 5, 2022
Stupid as hell. That's what it is. For people who have to ask people to like their status. Worse than TBH.
by Adam Person November 7, 2011
"Aye we're gonna ball at 4 you gonna stay home or slide (come over) since u need a ride there"
"Aight hold up lms"
"Aight hold up lms"
by moneytalk March 13, 2017
Short for "Life Must Suck". If someone posts LMS on their facebook, you should feel extremely bad for them because their life sucks and they are desperate for attention.
by ducky59 June 15, 2012
Short for "Lick My Sack," or "Lick My Swag" for a more gender neutral equivalent. More often than not, this is not referring to the actual act of fellating, but rather to virtually fellating someone. A Facebook friend might request that you lick their swag, thus bringing their e-penis to a more erect and noticeable standing. The result of complying with an LMS request is generally the expulsion of a wad of volatile links to things that the recipient thinks are interesting, as well encouraging more future requests. It is generally used by those who are desperate for attention (see attention whore), real or imagined.
"Dude, the other night I was on facebook and there were a bunch of people who told me to LMS."
"Did you do it?"
"Nah, there were so many I would have chaffed my tongue."
"Did you do it?"
"Nah, there were so many I would have chaffed my tongue."
by Brain_Bleach January 25, 2012
Little man syndrome - Something small people possess. Mad at the world because of their short height.
by Therickman May 22, 2005