Reactive Listening

The art of trying to appear to be listening to someone, but just reacting to the last thing they said in an agreeing manner.

I was talking to my buddy Bob about my daily grind with work, and my wife making a big deal about the "hassle" taking our daughter to Disney Land.

He replied with "Yeah, Disney Land can be pretty stressful." ... He totally missed my point, typical Reactive Listening!

Antonym: Active Listening

by Kuhnaydeein June 30, 2014

pretend listening

When Ryan Mayle acts like he is listening but really he is focused on other things... Generally he just yups, and yeahs a person while they are speaking. Quite possibly and more than likely, he is thinking about the future Petty Officer Mayle or tater tots.

Did you hear me or are you just pretend listening?

by Queen Neptune July 30, 2014

listening to music

Feeling alive via music, Going back in time, Remembering the good and the bad, Moshing, Dancing, Rocking out, Crying, Smiling, Singing

We will be listening to music everyday, 'till the end of time.

by MusiczDreamlovr September 21, 2009

listen bitch

"Listen Bitch," The Phrase you hear before SHIT GETS REAL!

"Listen bitch, Stay the fuck away from..."

by Kitty_From.Hell October 10, 2014

areola listener

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties

She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.

by lovedemtitties February 17, 2014

Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 3, 2010

non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.

"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"

by Merrillizer January 28, 2017