Life bitch

The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life

I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?

by Atavistic July 27, 2021

double crossing no life bitch

When your Bestfriend dates your crush and she/he knows god damn well you Like that person

This double crossing no life bitch took my man from me ;-;

by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018

life is a bitch

When you feel nothin is goin your way.....and every moment feels like a struggle

Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....

Q: Dude hows it goin??
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!

by Ankit, Ashaesh, Goldyn September 26, 2006

Life's a Bitch

1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.

1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."

by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011

"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!

DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".

by DramaFreak March 16, 2008

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

life's a bitch

Can be defined in a few ways.

1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event

2. when life bites in the ass

Life's a bitch, get the best of her.

by debebop April 7, 2013