Last Call Hoe Patrol - That point at the end of the night, after you've been striking out or sitting on the sidelines, at which you will holler at anything with a pulse. Uncannily successful.
Damn, it's already 1:30 and I ain't found shit to take home and wear out yet! ...Fuck it, time for LCHP!
by bbbu_darkness July 22, 2011
Get the LCHPmug.