Kweet

When you Yeet your squirt

I want to kweet

by YEENKWEEN February 18, 2019

kweet

A word that is a mix of cool and sweet. It means the same as both of those, except intensified because it's both cool and sweet. I accidently stumbled across it when trying to say "cool" but switched to "sweet" halfway.

"Whoa that's a pretty kweet pen!"

by ebkf May 5, 2006

Kweet

A combination of the words "cute" and "sweet" , not to be confused with "queet" (queer but sweet).
Usually used simply because it feels better coming out of your mouth than both "cute" and "sweet" , individually.

Person A: Oh hey, did you see those baby ducks on the pond?
Person B: Yeah, they're so kweet!
Person A: Yeah, they're so cute, yet so sweet! It's super kweet!

by kweetgurl2060 July 31, 2010

kweet

Cool + Sweet = Kweet

That skateboarding trick is totally kweet!

by Whitney September 30, 2004

kweet

A type of bird in one of Dr. Seuss's stories called "Dr. Seuss's Scrambled Eggs Super".

"...I went for the kind that were mellow and sweet
And the world's sweetest eggs are the eggs of the Kweet..."

by MichelleMaBelle September 16, 2006

Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015

kreets

Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.

The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.

by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017