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Cushioning 

A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several 'cushions', other people you'll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.
"Yeah, I don't think it's going that well with Dave. Luckily I've been cushioning him with Pablo and Gary"
Cushioning by doopdedee February 6, 2017
Word of the Day on February 26, 2020
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cushioning the blow 

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup
damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go

cushioning 

when your bae uses your booty as a pillow
my man didn't have a pillow so he was cushioning me last night

Cushioning 

The act of capturing a slow mo video of someone falling or jumping onto something soft like a pillow, sofa or bed.
Did you see my #cushioning challenge slo-mo on Insta?
Cushioning by Tomesy March 16, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026