Kulp
An attractive example of the genus "Swampus Assius (larkey variety)". Known for voluminous methane emissions and tasteful application of hair gels.
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The Kulp-Durkin Principle
The attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have sex with/date said guy.
Eddie: Hey David, how do you feel about Becca?
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
The Kulp-Durkin Principle by afriend22 October 6, 2010
Kulpa'd
Kulpa'd by Failed Pixel November 27, 2014
Kulproot
A person who is constantly talking, either to everyone around him, or if hes being ignored, he talks to himself. A Kulproot laughs extremely loud, so loud that he embarresses himself. They are common among the overweight population and usually are jewish or lebanese. 20% Chance of Retardation among Kulproots, And a 89% Chance of being shot within the next 7 years for being so damn gay.
A Kulproot,"AHAHAHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD FOR IT TO ACTUALLY BE MY NATURAL LAUGH"
Other person,"Shut up you fatass your so annoying."
A Kulproot,"Im freaking huge"
Example #2.
Kulproot,"Omg like baby cakes" (talking to hot girls)
Hot girl,"Hey ______ (Kulproot) Were best friends because you have no sex appeal."
Other person,"Shut up you fatass your so annoying."
A Kulproot,"Im freaking huge"
Example #2.
Kulproot,"Omg like baby cakes" (talking to hot girls)
Hot girl,"Hey ______ (Kulproot) Were best friends because you have no sex appeal."
Kulproot by John Reneger January 4, 2009
Kulpmont
Kulpmont. It's like limbo on earth. Located in central PA near coal township. Pretty much just a mile and a half long passing through that takes you towards Shamokin or Selinsgrove one way or Mount carmel or Harrisburg the other way. No one ever stops here unless they absolutly need gas, then they'll stop at Turkey hill and get gas at their 2 pump gas station or maybe they'll stop at the ciggarette store at their 4 pump gas station. There's a shoe store, bank, crappy old hogie shop and a smelly dog parlour that's flee ridden. Lastly, there is a random Park, baseball feild and small joke of a skate park. There's a woods section behind there where the bored residents of Kulpmont go to smoke a joint or get drunk which is prooven by the fact you can always fine broken beer bottles, old joints and a matress. If you go back real far you'll find a fire pit and a bunch of Turkey hill iced tea containers and mountain dew bottles.
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