by Mariana October 12, 2003
when u and ur homie are having intense anal sex but then he shits on ur dick so he has to lick it off
by MrGrapss December 15, 2018
A verb pertaining to when you walk down the street and you spot a giant rat that you once thought was a squirrel. Your friend then proceeds to freak out like a little girl, despite the fact that he is not one.
by ebisho20 July 12, 2010
by hjssjsbsnsksnsjas May 30, 2019
A word used to describe a good bloke who gets pretty orny, pretty often. His orny level goes beond the maximum. You know... just the yoosh
You're such a muh titi kuh chul
by Therealestsniffy August 24, 2019
tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.
Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.
Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.
K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"
by indietyp March 28, 2019
This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".
Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....
Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."
Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."
Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."
Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."
Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
by Hevea brasiliensis January 14, 2011