Dude, I was talking to everyone and then i got the worst kritch! I had to scratch in front of everyone
by AdmiralAdama October 6, 2011
Shortened to Kritch, A Kritch is a disgusting vile person that probably is an alcoholic and very violent and so unsanitary that they should be living out on the street. Kritches are the type of people that let parasites infect parts of their body and also people who need to have deep pore cleansing because of the ungodly amount of oil in their face. Kritches do not deserve to live and should therefore be quietly executed across the earth to rid the world of disgusting Kritchness.
Bro 1: “Hey man you still dating that girl you met at subway?”
Bro 2: “Hell no, I went over to her house and I ultimately found out that she was one of Kritches, there were rotting cans of food everywhere and dog shit all over her TV!”
Bro 1: “That’s disgusting I’m glad you broke up with her, nigga”
Bro 2: “Hell no, I went over to her house and I ultimately found out that she was one of Kritches, there were rotting cans of food everywhere and dog shit all over her TV!”
Bro 1: “That’s disgusting I’m glad you broke up with her, nigga”
by Yung fei yu ching May 29, 2020
A bright and outgoing male on the shorter side, who occasionally does crazy impulsive things. Also this male loves money and is friends with golden retriever boys and owns a worldwide organization. This male recently lost 2 roadtrip buddies and is currently looking for replacements, although no-one can replace these 2 buddies he will have to make due with what he can get. Also even though this male isn't so tall he still attracts crowds of women whom he can't get away from even if he tried.
by signstealer35 February 13, 2023