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Knob Licker

Someone who thinks covid-19 isn't dangerous, and/or that it's a conspiracy the government is using it to try and control people.
Did you see Ryan's post about 5G towers causing covid-19, right after his post about it not even being real?

Yeah, what a knob licker.
Knob Licker by gus forplay April 11, 2020

door knob licker 

look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.
door knob licker by culinarythug February 8, 2010

door knob licker 

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus
did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona
door knob licker by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020

knoblicker 

There goes that Knoblicker again.....
knoblicker by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

knotlicker 

the act of licking the male genitals of a dog, specifically when the dog starts to knot.
That kid is a knotlicker, he is disgusting.

knoblocker 

Pair or decent sized boobies meant for knockin and recreational use
That girl may need help with her knoblockers
knoblocker by J.-.money June 5, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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