Knickknack 

a random item, usually small, that people don't need

My aunt gave me this useless knickknack for my birthday. I think I'm going to sell it.

Knickknack by Elvin the Elf June 19, 2011

Knickknack Toys 

A company/corporation which is not actually real, used in a Netflix Show named “Some Assembly Required” and is a toy company creating toys, and in every end of every episode, 1 new toy is introduced, and a commercial for it is shown. People who own it started with Knickknack. Literally, his name is Knickknack. He founded the “company” (that’s not real), and then second came Candace Wheeler, a mean woman who created GARBAGE toys, and pretended to be Knickknacks girlfriend. Then came uhh.. who was it? Oh yeah, Jarvis, the present owner of Knickknack Toys, who is the main character (based on your opinion) of Some Assembly Required

“Knickknack Toys is a fake company, but I wanted to buy one of they’re toys!”

Knickknack Toys by ElectroX7 November 6, 2022

knick knack paddy crap 

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

knick knack paddy crap by brorobo August 26, 2013

knick knack 

Any piece of shit (PoS) you can buy from tourist traps from around the world. Made cheap, and sold to idiots who love them way too much.

I got some lovely knick knacks from this terrific *antique* store in Maine.

knick knack by M2. October 1, 2003

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack 

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.

Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008

knick knack shack 

Herro buy my rick racks prease. A knick knack shack is a vendor cart owned by a person of asian decent. The person of asian decent is usually considered the "stereotypical" asian. They try and sell knick knack at all costs even if it means sabotaging the knick knack shack across the street.

"Do you want a fake Lakers hat that says Lackers on in? I saw a knick knack shack down the street go buy one there."

knick knack shack by theanonymousbrick March 14, 2018

creamed knickknocks 

Female overdrive, an uncontrollable desire to paint there undies with devon custard

When Brian mcfadden or justin timberlake apear on the screens of many womens tv sets (espesially the white household), this strange phenominom occurs

creamed knickknocks by kinki kiwi March 25, 2004