Klop

(Verb) The act of hitting another with male sex organ, post intercourse.

Informally: Smacking someone with your penis after having sex. Preferably in the face. Simular to several other acts, but this act requires post sex, usually in close to proximity to when the sex occured.

I had sex with sally then Klopped her in the face.

Klop by canada. July 24, 2008

klop

1. Deepest form of munchkin. Commonly used by RPGammers in Ukraine.
2. Optionally, to use this word as a verb, to characterize excessiveness of character's power. (often used in forum RPG games)

1.
- My character Elgond is a great wizard, powerful worrior and high priest at the same time. He is also a perfect gutar player, singer, sportsman and lover.
- drinkvenom, klop.
2.
- I throw extended fireball to the throat of a dragon and slain him by my mysterious arcane powers saving the peace on earth!
- Your post sux. that's spell klopping, munchkin.

klop by skfd August 5, 2006

klop

The frequency at which your shit hits the water in the toilet. The Deeper the plop the lower the klop and vice versa.

"Dude he's so cool, his klop is so low."

klop by atlas2_ May 30, 2021

Klop

When two or more people dress up as 'My Little Pony' characters and engage in sexual activities.

Person: Ooo eee! I sure am looking forward to Klop'ing tomorrow afternoon!

Klop by Small Cactus August 31, 2017

Klop

A word that can replace any curse word and can be said in any form.

“Brian is such a piece of klop.” “What the klop were you doing?” “Quite being such a klop!” “Augh, right in the klop!”

Klop by The Yosiation August 17, 2021

klop

Used just like the word crap in refering to bowel movements.

"Man do I have to drop a klop."

klop by Phil February 4, 2004

Klop

Noun: Imbecile, moron, lamer. See also: Punter.

Verb: To be klopped - to be done wrong, ripped off, punted

That punting klop klopped himself and now he is an even bigger punter.

Klop by non-klop November 10, 2008