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Word used for an overly smart and intelligent person.
Klauz by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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a) Word used to descripe minors on IRC.
b) Word used to descripe people who are prone to sudden anger outbursts which can be compared to the insane barking of several poodles.
Damn, this guy on IRC today was a total Klauz.

Geez, my boss bitched like a Klauz today
Klauz by Lovesyalots September 16, 2005
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See "God." Klauz created all and everything you see around you.
Man, priase be Klauz! Saviour of our lands!
klauz by Justin Stone August 8, 2006

klaussexual 

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020
The most strongest and caring people I know, So loving and gorgeous💓💓. She is always there for her friends, when they need her in the most difficult of times.💗💗💗 But be careful she stands her own ground, Do not try to attack her she will defend her self in the best way possible.

I love Klaudia
Klaudia is the most wonderful person i have met,Klaudia is so lovely.

klausexual 

Is when you only feel feelings for Klaus mikelason
Omg she’s obsessed with him she must be klausexual
klausexual by Mariah123 December 29, 2020

klaussexual 

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson
Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual
klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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