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"Oh man! i got some major kittus scratches up in my behinded areaz!"

"yo maddie! don't get to close to that kittus it might kill yur behind!"
Kittus by Kittuslover December 31, 2008
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kittystyle 

Have you ever watched cats copulate? So this is "Kitty style" you lie flat on your stomach, I climb on your back and lock my teeth into your ear to keep you from running away.
Guy 1: "Dude, me and my girl had the most amazing sex last night!"

Guy 2: "Oh really?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I had her in the kittystyle."

Guy 2: "Don't you mean doggystyle?"

Guy 1: "Nope."
kittystyle by hotdiggitydog February 4, 2008
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CUTEST GIRL U WILL MEET IN UR ENTIRE LIFE
I LOVE U KITTU
KITTU by SNOW4U November 26, 2020
Wow, those Kittes look so cute!
Kittes by Kitty Catty June 29, 2016

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
This is very sharp and frivolous guy who exists and doesn't at the same time.He's basically a time travelling agent who alters timelines puts everyone in paradoxes and enjoys the show around.if you ever come in contact with a guy named kitty just ignore him and go youer you
Kittu is time itself.
Oh look the kittu is 10 'o' clock.
Kittu by Kittu himself March 21, 2019

kittspresso

A human who can meow, who seems to like coffee and being weird, and having weird mugs.
kittspresso is weird
kittspresso by WoterMan42 November 1, 2018
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