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King Ginger 

It has been prophesied throughout many cultures dating as far back as the ancient aztecks that a Great war will erupt between The Soulless Full bloods, and The half-souled Daywalkers in the year 2024. This war will bring about great destruction to all the lands of the earth with the near extinction of the dimwitted blondes. "And all the souls of the earth shall tremble in fear for where the soulless ones walk, no souls shall remain" Book of Wruce Bayne, ch. 1.

"Yet from all this devastation a champion will arise from the Daywalker clan, One that will bring about Peace amongst the other races and the end of the Full Blood ginger Tyranny, And this Half souled Ginger shall be known as, King Ginger, Born in the month of march of 1989 on the twenty seventh day, with hair that burns with of a fire and the power of awesomeness" -Ghandii, 1884.

So has it been written in prophesy, so shall it be done
The king ginger has brought salvation and peace to the lands!!! Let us rejoice with jello shots and crack off strippers stomaches!
King Ginger by King Red Man August 28, 2013
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King Ginger 

The King Ginger is a title given only to a few select gingers. Mainly those who exhibit an excess of ginger awesomeness. They must be widely liked, dashingly handsome, witty, and an all around ginger badass. This is a man that represents the ginger community around him. His reputation often preceds him, allowing for many people to know of him before he has ever even been seen. When in his presence many will suddenly feel adventurous or threatened...this is perfectly normal.
Girl: "Wow so I heard this guy, this ginger, is awesome."

Another Girl: "YEAH! I know i've seen him...he was tuly deeserving of his awesome title."

Girl: " Whats his title?"

Another Girl: " KING GINGER!!"

King Ginger: "...Its good to be king"
King Ginger by King Ginger March 19, 2009

Ginger King 

The King of all Gingers....
Once the media, shows such as South Park, and the population of people with other hair colors drive those with Ginger hair color to the point of sheer anger, frustration, depression, and possibly even close to extinction, the Ginger King will appear and will take control to explain to the world why everyone needs Gingers and why Gingers are more normal if not superior to those with different color hair. This will bring about a new era, where Gingers are no longer made fun of but looked upon as role models and keys members of Society. When this time will come is uncertain.
Poor Ginger kid: I warn you now, the day will come when you will no longer make fun of me

Viva el Ginger king!

Bully: Looks like it's national kick a ginger day

Ginger: But I am not different than you
Bully: You have no soul Ginger Bitch

Ginger: I was born from normal parents just like you , I dont deserve this
Bully: Shut up and just accept it Pumpkin Gut
Ginger King: Why would you harm a defensless kid just because of his hair color?
Bully: you are a ginger too fag
Ginger King: I've had enough of you, your a fatass who has no soul yourself and has to take it out on a poor kid with red hair just because your gonna be jealous in ten years when you see your girlfriend cheating on with him. YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH BEING IN THE LOWEST PITS OF HELL!
Bully: runs off in fear
Ginger: thanks ginger king
Ginger King dissapears to help another abused red-head
Ginger King by ShyRonnnie December 7, 2009

Ginger King 

Drink that tastes like an Orange Julius made with Captain Morgan, Ginger ale, and OJ.
This Ginger King that Suzi created is Amazing!
Ginger King by GingerKingSuz July 14, 2016

Ginger King 

A redhead who can tan.
Did you see the Ginger King's beautiful bronze skin?
Ginger King by The Red Delicious October 6, 2011

kingbingertz

Couz: Can you find some danky dank?
P.Diddle: Son, i got some kingbingertz.
kingbingertz by Nick Couz February 9, 2004

kinginger 

A ginger male that prefers sexual activity with their ginger dad or brother.
Look at that kinginger holding his dads hand like a lover.
kinginger by Nelo Tipsey July 24, 2021
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