Kid you not

When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick

"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"

by Afellowgamer March 15, 2020

kidding you not

just kidding

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!

by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009

I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

by mandingoe September 30, 2004

I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

by Brex1477 April 12, 2022

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Just Kidding. You fail.

Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.

22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.

by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010

Are you kidding me

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014