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Kick Short People Day 

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!
Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!

Kick short people october 

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.
Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

kick short people into the sun month! 

during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"

National Kick Short people day

People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th
Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

National Kick Short People Day

Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*

Sorry its National Kick Short People Day